Here's some reasons why plywood is better than the homeless:
Plywood doesn't get hungry, look scruffy or ask for money.
Plywood doesn't have problems that it talks about
Or places to go to walk around.
Plywood doesn't have a tent or a camping stove
Or get cold feet, fingers and toes.
Plywood doesn't tell a sad story
Or have a beating heart (so it's more like a Tory)
It's all these reasons and more
Why you should get some plywood boards
And block anywhere that people might sleep
Because problems are easier when they can't be seen
And the homeless can just go back where they've been.