I love you like jet fuel at a thousand degrees
You melt my heart, just like those steel beams
The queen is a reptilian / The moon landings are fake
Hitler is alive, now would you like a date?
Paul McCartney’s dead / Obama’s got a robot head,
Aliens are real – would you like to go to bed?
Communists put fluoride in the water / There’s chemtrails in the sky
Illuminati are everywhere / and without you I would die!
But!
There’s one thing that I know – my love for you / is not a hoax
In this crazy world of ours / it couldn’t be any clearer…
You are my
Conspiracy
Theorist
Dearest
You melt my heart, just like those steel beams
The queen is a reptilian / The moon landings are fake
Hitler is alive, now would you like a date?
Paul McCartney’s dead / Obama’s got a robot head,
Aliens are real – would you like to go to bed?
Communists put fluoride in the water / There’s chemtrails in the sky
Illuminati are everywhere / and without you I would die!
But!
There’s one thing that I know – my love for you / is not a hoax
In this crazy world of ours / it couldn’t be any clearer…
You are my
Conspiracy
Theorist
Dearest