1. DRESS IN A SUIT (AT LEAST 2 PIECES)
2. PROCURE TOASTER 3. WALK FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTES, OR UNTIL NEAREST BODY OF WATER 4. CHUCK THE TOASTER IN THE SEA / LAKE / PUDDLE WITH ALL YOUR EARTHLY MIGHT 5. IF POSSIBLE, RESCUE TOASTER (NOT ESSENTIAL) |
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