When I’m depressed, I feel like:
A turd
A herd of elephants
A fat man with no pants
A broken croissant
It makes me spend money on things I don’t need
Like a lampshade, two left shoes and a kilo of bird seed
It stops me getting out the door
And makes me unsure about everything
It makes me feel like a half drunk drink
Like a fart that lingers
Like abu hamzas fingers
It makes me angry, incapabale
Less stable than a 2-wheeled tricycle
It makes me get high then regret it
It gives me the energy of a dead netball team
And the teetotal tendencies of George Best…
Yes that’s some things I feel like
When I’m depressed.
A turd
A herd of elephants
A fat man with no pants
A broken croissant
It makes me spend money on things I don’t need
Like a lampshade, two left shoes and a kilo of bird seed
It stops me getting out the door
And makes me unsure about everything
It makes me feel like a half drunk drink
Like a fart that lingers
Like abu hamzas fingers
It makes me angry, incapabale
Less stable than a 2-wheeled tricycle
It makes me get high then regret it
It gives me the energy of a dead netball team
And the teetotal tendencies of George Best…
Yes that’s some things I feel like
When I’m depressed.