Baby…
I’ll be half good at a sport
That I don’t do any more
I’ll half heartedly put up the shelf
Or paint the kitchen door
I’ll be your range, your median your mean
Baby I’ll be average if you let me.
Baby…
I’ll get a haircut that slightly suits my head
I’ll last just over 3 minutes in bed
I’ll find a hobby that’s a bit boring
Like stamp collecting
Or fully clothed life drawing
I’ll half read every murder mystery story
Baby I’ll be average if you let me.
I’ll make idle conversations with your friend
I’ll watch action films almost to the end
I’ll buy beige trousers from new look and top man
I’ll be more Clark Kent than Superman
If I was an airline I’d be budget
If I was a bird I’d be a budgie
Baby I’ll be average if you let me.
I’ll go to bed at a reasonable time
After partying half-heartedly,
Half into the night
Yes, just imagine our life!
I’ll do everything to earn your romance,
Everything I can that’s average
I’ll wear sensible socks almost up to my ankles
And I’ll get a job where I’m not quite the manager.
I’ll be your range, your median your mean
Baby I’ll be average if you let me.
I’ll be half good at a sport
That I don’t do any more
I’ll half heartedly put up the shelf
Or paint the kitchen door
I’ll be your range, your median your mean
Baby I’ll be average if you let me.
Baby…
I’ll get a haircut that slightly suits my head
I’ll last just over 3 minutes in bed
I’ll find a hobby that’s a bit boring
Like stamp collecting
Or fully clothed life drawing
I’ll half read every murder mystery story
Baby I’ll be average if you let me.
I’ll make idle conversations with your friend
I’ll watch action films almost to the end
I’ll buy beige trousers from new look and top man
I’ll be more Clark Kent than Superman
If I was an airline I’d be budget
If I was a bird I’d be a budgie
Baby I’ll be average if you let me.
I’ll go to bed at a reasonable time
After partying half-heartedly,
Half into the night
Yes, just imagine our life!
I’ll do everything to earn your romance,
Everything I can that’s average
I’ll wear sensible socks almost up to my ankles
And I’ll get a job where I’m not quite the manager.
I’ll be your range, your median your mean
Baby I’ll be average if you let me.