One thing I’ve noticed
Is that young men and women
Looking for fights.
Could really do with the whole process being a bit more streamlined,
With an app like Tinder or Grindr.
So instead of spending all night, wasting time
They could match up and instantly find
The drunken opponent of their dreams.
So efficient, no police.
Like fight club but more inebriated - picture this:
“Balding plumber seeks self-titled sport science student to give a good hiding to”
Or “Liz from Debenhams seeks ex-Boyfriend’s current lover to make her violent dreams come true”
It would be beautiful, and the app’s pretty much ready. I just have to wait.
Is that young men and women
Looking for fights.
Could really do with the whole process being a bit more streamlined,
With an app like Tinder or Grindr.
So instead of spending all night, wasting time
They could match up and instantly find
The drunken opponent of their dreams.
So efficient, no police.
Like fight club but more inebriated - picture this:
“Balding plumber seeks self-titled sport science student to give a good hiding to”
Or “Liz from Debenhams seeks ex-Boyfriend’s current lover to make her violent dreams come true”
It would be beautiful, and the app’s pretty much ready. I just have to wait.