If Jeremy Clarkson was my boyfriend...
I'd take away his big boy toys and end his masochism.
I'd take him to a gallery then give him the best orgasm that he's ever had.
I'd make him glad that he set eyes on me,
And stopped doing Amazon ads on TV.
I'd make him cultured,
A soldier for left-wing ideology.
He and I would go to the opera - nothing would stop us ascending.
Apart from his Top Gear replacement presenter - Chris Evans. He'd be jealous
(we've got history)
Yes between you and me,
If Jeremy Clarkson Was My Boyfriend
The world would be a better place,
But i'll take what I can
With my pretty face
End up with any old TV personality,
But none of them
Will love me
As much as Jeremy.
I'd take away his big boy toys and end his masochism.
I'd take him to a gallery then give him the best orgasm that he's ever had.
I'd make him glad that he set eyes on me,
And stopped doing Amazon ads on TV.
I'd make him cultured,
A soldier for left-wing ideology.
He and I would go to the opera - nothing would stop us ascending.
Apart from his Top Gear replacement presenter - Chris Evans. He'd be jealous
(we've got history)
Yes between you and me,
If Jeremy Clarkson Was My Boyfriend
The world would be a better place,
But i'll take what I can
With my pretty face
End up with any old TV personality,
But none of them
Will love me
As much as Jeremy.