I went swimming the other day / and a fascist was getting changed
I tried not to listen to what I knew wasn’t true
As he got out of his speedos on the far right of the room
He said he wants to get rid of anyone who’s not quite white
Although he did enjoy his curry last night
He said he doesn’t hate them, just wants ‘em to stop stealing his job
Let him get back to his ham sandwiches and tiny nob
I could hear him talking about Nationalist Power
As he washed his bald head in the dirty shower
He went on, and on, and on
With his vitriolic bollocks, I don’t even know how
The whole time wiping his arse with a union jack towel
I could see last night’s curry, half digested in flecks on the flag
As he rolled it up in his sporty little bag, I could still smell the stink.
And I thought: ‘Next time you go swimming Dave, I hope you sink’
I tried not to listen to what I knew wasn’t true
As he got out of his speedos on the far right of the room
He said he wants to get rid of anyone who’s not quite white
Although he did enjoy his curry last night
He said he doesn’t hate them, just wants ‘em to stop stealing his job
Let him get back to his ham sandwiches and tiny nob
I could hear him talking about Nationalist Power
As he washed his bald head in the dirty shower
He went on, and on, and on
With his vitriolic bollocks, I don’t even know how
The whole time wiping his arse with a union jack towel
I could see last night’s curry, half digested in flecks on the flag
As he rolled it up in his sporty little bag, I could still smell the stink.
And I thought: ‘Next time you go swimming Dave, I hope you sink’