I eat plastic tasting pasta
From a Plastic pot
I eat sweets from plastic bags
Until my teeth rot
And when they do I’ll get some more
And they’ll be made from…
Plastic
PLASTIC, PLASTIC - IT’S FANTASTIC
I’M A PLASTIC ENTHUSIASTIC
IT’S TRULY THE ONLY SOUND SOLUTION
SO JOIN THE PETRO-CHEMICAL REVOLUTION
I watch plastic looking people
On a plastic TV
When I’m bored with my body
I get plastic surgery
I wear the very best polyester pants
And socks made from elastic
PLASTIC, PLASTIC - IT’S FANTASTIC
I’M A PLASTIC ENTHUSIASTIC
IT’S TRULY THE ONLY SOUND SOLUTION
SO JOIN THE PETRO-CHEMICAL REVOLUTION
When I have a baby,
It will play with plastic food
And I’ll coat it in plastic
So it is never nude
I keep my food in a plastic fridge
And I hope that you do too
My favourite instrument is a plastic didgeridoo
PLASTIC, PLASTIC - IT’S FANTASTIC
I’M A PLASTIC ENTHUSIASTIC
IT’S TRULY THE ONLY SOUND SOLUTION
SO JOIN THE PETRO-CHEMICAL REVOLUTION
I’M ABOUT TO GET ECCLESASTIC -
I WISH THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD WAS MADE FROM PLASTIC…
Plastic house, plastic spouse
Plastic mum with a plastic bum
Plastic chair, Plastic hair
I love plastic I don’t care
Plastic fish and plastic chips
I’ll kiss you with my plastic lips
Plastic fun and plastic friends
Plastic never ever ever ever
Ever ever ends
From a Plastic pot
I eat sweets from plastic bags
Until my teeth rot
And when they do I’ll get some more
And they’ll be made from…
Plastic
PLASTIC, PLASTIC - IT’S FANTASTIC
I’M A PLASTIC ENTHUSIASTIC
IT’S TRULY THE ONLY SOUND SOLUTION
SO JOIN THE PETRO-CHEMICAL REVOLUTION
I watch plastic looking people
On a plastic TV
When I’m bored with my body
I get plastic surgery
I wear the very best polyester pants
And socks made from elastic
PLASTIC, PLASTIC - IT’S FANTASTIC
I’M A PLASTIC ENTHUSIASTIC
IT’S TRULY THE ONLY SOUND SOLUTION
SO JOIN THE PETRO-CHEMICAL REVOLUTION
When I have a baby,
It will play with plastic food
And I’ll coat it in plastic
So it is never nude
I keep my food in a plastic fridge
And I hope that you do too
My favourite instrument is a plastic didgeridoo
PLASTIC, PLASTIC - IT’S FANTASTIC
I’M A PLASTIC ENTHUSIASTIC
IT’S TRULY THE ONLY SOUND SOLUTION
SO JOIN THE PETRO-CHEMICAL REVOLUTION
I’M ABOUT TO GET ECCLESASTIC -
I WISH THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD WAS MADE FROM PLASTIC…
Plastic house, plastic spouse
Plastic mum with a plastic bum
Plastic chair, Plastic hair
I love plastic I don’t care
Plastic fish and plastic chips
I’ll kiss you with my plastic lips
Plastic fun and plastic friends
Plastic never ever ever ever
Ever ever ends