Our Fathers, who art in Parliament
Hallowed be thy game
Of sexual harassment
And avoiding your taxes
How do you find time in the day?
Give us this day our daily mail
And forgive us our protests
Because we should behave better
And lead us not into Labour
But deliver us from Corbyn
Because Murdoch is the king
And the glory
Let us remember
That the poor can’t tell their stories
And should be grateful
For everything you do
You unelected, mighty men.
Forever and ever,
Amen.
Hallowed be thy game
Of sexual harassment
And avoiding your taxes
How do you find time in the day?
Give us this day our daily mail
And forgive us our protests
Because we should behave better
And lead us not into Labour
But deliver us from Corbyn
Because Murdoch is the king
And the glory
Let us remember
That the poor can’t tell their stories
And should be grateful
For everything you do
You unelected, mighty men.
Forever and ever,
Amen.