They've got a good selection of paperclips but they support UKIP
Their gazebos you can't miss 'em but they still believe in the imperial system.
If i go there will be trouble - But if i stay there will be bubble wrap (and other crap)
They love Nigel Farage (I hate him) but they've got cheap laminators
They pay their workers minimum wage - But it's 2 for 1 on all their board games!
If anyone can help me, I wish i could know:
Should I Stay... Or should i Trago?