How do we know it’s Nigel at all?
Is it the soft thud of Brie at the door?
Or did he come down the chimney, all sooty like somebody's Santa?
Or up from the basement, bedaubed in brie with no pants on?
A human fondue, a dirty dairy dancer.
Where did he come from, where did he go?
Where did he come from, Nigel With The Brie?
Is it the soft thud of Brie at the door?
Or did he come down the chimney, all sooty like somebody's Santa?
Or up from the basement, bedaubed in brie with no pants on?
A human fondue, a dirty dairy dancer.
Where did he come from, where did he go?
Where did he come from, Nigel With The Brie?